vanderdouche

a male Vandy student who thinks he is a gift to every woman at Vandy despite his severe lack of respect for women and his lack of even a glimmer of a charming personality

The guy at the party was such a vanderdouche. He talked for an entire hour about all of his accomplishments, never asked me any questions about myself, and still thought I would be jumping at the chance to go home with him at the end of the night. He was completely clueless.

by VandyAngel December 20, 2008

Vanderdeuce

To defecate in such a way that you effectively kill the unfortunate toilet.

Dude, I'm sorry. I had chicken curry last night and I Vanderdeuced in your crapper.

by brundl3fly August 10, 2010