Value town

The act of pursuing a deal or event for the benefit of your bank account (in a jewish)

“I just got my McDonalds order for half the price, that’s value town baby”

by ValueJew June 22, 2022

Valued as a Friend

When someone is truly valued and appriciated by a friend
Or not a valued and wanted

"You are truly valued as a friend"

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

EV (expected value)

In poker, EV (or expected value) is the amount of money a player is expected to win in a given situation, based on math.

EV=F($POT)+C(%WIN$WON)-C(%lose$lost)
%win/lose= equity
$won/lost= number of big blinds

You should bet 10bb on this flop, it will give you the highest EV (expected value)

by STL446 September 27, 2023

Value fantasy

noun: a real or imagined scenario where significant resources are saved or gained, especially when multiple events or conditions coincide with synergistic effect. The phrase is typically used as an exclamation to describe and affirm such a scenario.

Synonyms: #valueadded #winning #starsalign

Antonyms: #shitshow #goatrope #snafu #soupsandwich

Usage: I went to federal building to get that personal information and in the waiting room I secured partnerships for my volunteer advocacy work and completed three time-sensitive tasks for work - and I got it all done in the 40 mins that was left on the parking meter from the previous driver…and it was the closest spot to the entrance. And it was above 0 degrees and sunny Value fantasy!!

by definio maximum December 3, 2022

demonetary value

How something appraisingly/financially stacks up in the devilish "root of all evil"-oriented mind of someone with merely dollar signs in his eyes.

Slavery put merely demonetary value on human life.

by QuacksO February 6, 2020

Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre May 1, 2013

Harmon Face Values

An American chain of stores on the east coast that mainly sold healthcare and beauty supplies at a discounted price

On January 27, 2023, Bed Bath & Beyond announced that it would be closing all Harmon Face Values stores. All stores were closed by the beginning of March.

by Wendysfg April 27, 2023