Variable

Someone who experiences extreme variations of his intelligence.

This guy is a real variable! You never know whether he's going to explain quantum physics or jump around like a monkey!

by Variable April 26, 2003

independent variable

The variable that remains the same throughout the entire experiment.

the independent variable is actually the constant in this definiton

by poopoodaddy March 8, 2016

define the variable

something done in Math.

teacher: define the variables students
student: screw you

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

varial heelflip

when doing a varial, or pop shuvit, you also do a heelflip, which is the oppisite of a kickflip

"dude i just did a varial heelflip"
"whatever dude you suck"

by empi99 October 21, 2008

North Korean Variant

When Dictator Kim’s rogue scientists are covertly working on a few hybrids of presently known corona variants with the aim of releasing them into unfriendly nations that want to end his three-generation dynasty, or that refuse to remove any trade sanctions against the recluse kingdom.

What are the odds that the detection of the deadliest North Korean variant on US shores and those of its allies could lead to the flattening of Pyongyang?

by MathPlus May 31, 2021

Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law

"As an internet discussion about Bill O'Reilly grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Falafel or Loofa approaches one."

"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing..."

"Aw crap, there goes Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law."

by TWL.com August 12, 2008

hudini variation

see hudini. adedendum:
Bust in your hand and when she turns her head after the "spit on the back farce" slap her in the damn face.

Last night I gave Katie a hudini variation.

by Adam John April 20, 2006