Urban Dictionary: Definitions by CarlTheShanker

COW RAPER

a very affection male who seeks his love towards cattle

HEY FARMER!!!! watch out theres a cow raper in the barn again!!!

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler

hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse

very short shorts. potentially worn by workin girls or men who like men.

WHOA!!! that guy has hot pants on. I envy him

well im not sure but i think it is a douche' bag. or maybe it is.. oh well it pleasures women and isnt that whats important ;)

wow i dunno but that is a vaginal shot gun

somebody who has checkered hands. they fist intimately with either gender

Mr. Metzger sure is a waffle fist.

i just did

i just did....