who wants seconds

woman that has ALOT of energy

dont be a tired ass bitch. i need seconds

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

AIM

aol instant messenger. used for chatting with friends or total strangers.

i am going to log into aim to talk to my friends.

by CarlTheShanker November 05, 2003

waffle fist

somebody who has checkered hands. they fist intimately with either gender

Mr. Metzger sure is a waffle fist.

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

Floppy Horse

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler

hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

define the variable

something done in Math.

teacher: define the variables students
student: screw you

by CarlTheShanker November 05, 2003

football mom

a mom who is the exact opposite of a soccer mom. allows children to have fun.

the football mom took her children to a concert while the soccer mom's children were at home miserable

by CarlTheShanker November 05, 2003

koala hugger

somebody terribly offended every time someone cuts down a bamboo tree they say "thinkof the panda's"

me: hey i cut down a bamboo tree
koala hugger: you **** (pulls out gun)
me: sorry man

by CarlTheShanker November 06, 2003