CarlTheShanker's definitions

COW RAPER

a very affection male who seeks his love towards cattle

HEY FARMER!!!! watch out theres a cow raper in the barn again!!!

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

Floppy Horse

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler

hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

hot pants

very short shorts. potentially worn by workin girls or men who like men.

WHOA!!! that guy has hot pants on. I envy him

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

vaginal shotgun

well im not sure but i think it is a douche' bag. or maybe it is.. oh well it pleasures women and isnt that whats important ;)

wow i dunno but that is a vaginal shot gun

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

waffle fist

somebody who has checkered hands. they fist intimately with either gender

Mr. Metzger sure is a waffle fist.

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

threw up on a sugar cube

i just did

i just did....

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

who wants seconds

woman that has ALOT of energy

dont be a tired ass bitch. i need seconds

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003