15 definition by CarlTheShanker

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a mom who is the exact opposite of a soccer mom. allows children to have fun.
the football mom took her children to a concert while the soccer mom's children were at home miserable
by CarlTheShanker November 05, 2003

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used to do many things. I really dont know what has not been done with these handy little free disks.
hey i will hit that old man with this aol disk for $5.
by CarlTheShanker November 05, 2003

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aol instant messenger. used for chatting with friends or total strangers.
i am going to log into aim to talk to my friends.
by CarlTheShanker November 05, 2003

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when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler
hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse
by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

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a very affection male who seeks his love towards cattle
HEY FARMER!!!! watch out theres a cow raper in the barn again!!!
by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

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somebody terribly offended every time someone cuts down a bamboo tree they say "thinkof the panda's"
me: hey i cut down a bamboo tree
koala hugger: you **** (pulls out gun)
me: sorry man
by CarlTheShanker November 06, 2003

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when you are "owning" sometimes people say I am teh pwnzzor.
man i own.
I am teh pwnzzor
by CarlTheShanker November 05, 2003

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