CarlTheShanker's definitions

necropedophile

rapes dead children.

hey john my friend goes for walks

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

who wants seconds

woman that has ALOT of energy

dont be a tired ass bitch. i need seconds

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

waffle fist

somebody who has checkered hands. they fist intimately with either gender

Mr. Metzger sure is a waffle fist.

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

AIM

aol instant messenger. used for chatting with friends or total strangers.

i am going to log into aim to talk to my friends.

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

vaginal shotgun

well im not sure but i think it is a douche' bag. or maybe it is.. oh well it pleasures women and isnt that whats important ;)

wow i dunno but that is a vaginal shot gun

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

define the variable

something done in Math.

teacher: define the variables students
student: screw you

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003

Floppy Horse

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler

hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003