urban dick-tionist

Noun:

1. A person that uses Urban Dictionary on a regular basis in order to try and impress people at parties with their knowledge of the latest hipster slang.

2. A person who reviews pending Urban Dictionary submissions. This reviewer is generally characterized as an unfunny super tool who often rejects really awesome and funny Urban Dictionary submissions, and subsequently robs the rest of the world of the potential hilarity.

1. Sheesh...There's Rob again...he is such an urban dick-tionist. Always trying to impress girls with obscure Urban Dictionary definitions. What a douche.

2. Mike: Yo Steve! Did that one funny definition you submitted to Urban Dictionary get accepted?
Steve: Nah fam....some urban dick-tionist with no sense of humor rejected it.

by Mike Partlow December 3, 2017

Theres no strangers tonight

You know the rules and so do I

Person A: Theres no strangers tonight.
Person B: I WOULD continue but I don't know the lyrics. :(

by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE February 26, 2021

Suck my Penis Tonight

When you are feeling really horny, and you want your dick sucked, but... you want it sucked TONIGHT

You as a creamer - Please sugar daddy suck my penis
Sugar Daddy - Sorry i dont speak english. Yes i can suck your penis
You being a master Creamer - NO SUCK IT TONIGHT. PLEASE SUCK MY PENIS TONIGHT?
Sugar Daddy - *Gets ready for some action* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH YES I WILL SUCK YOUR PENIS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You as a Masturbating Creaming master - *Unleashes ultimate power*
Sugar Dad - *Sucks hard*
You as the ULTIMATE Creamer - Oh yea Daddy. Suck my penis tonight tomorrow night and Cream. Oh yea push it Harder. Harder. Oh yea daddy that's the spot. *Cum leaks onto the floor* .

by 3urdjthsfjjn olgkfgdpt k;gfflk May 18, 2023

two-ball tonic

n. slang term for semen

The wife had a sore throat, so I gave her a dose of two-ball tonic.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

Tonini

a food whore.

man, that carly is a tonini.

by emflo January 19, 2009

Toonis Weenis

To drop something on your toe.

"Hey man, I got my bowling ball this morning, and I totally toonis weenis'd it. It hurt like a bitch."

by Toonis Weenis March 16, 2009

tonikah

tonikah is is a dark haired cry baby female she crys about everything

guy 1: man they girl was such cry baby

guy 2: you mean tonikah

by asdfghjkl;pouytrewq February 28, 2017