Twitter

An act of sodomy in which two male partners jam their semi erect penis' into the others anus simultaneously.

"I hope I don't get a hard on tonight, Lemont and I are going to twitter."

by Merriam Websters Dictionary June 14, 2009

Twitter

The proof that some people are hopelessly dumb and self centered. Twitter is probably one of the leading causes of illiteracy in the US.

Friend #1: Did you read the tweet that I just posted
Friend #2: No, I don't need to know what you are doing all the time, I have an acutal life, so I don't use twitter

by fighter2650 December 4, 2011

Twitter

The act of smacking your penis on a woman's vaginal area... Pre, mid, or post coitally.

Dude I had to get my Twitter on, so I twittled that that chick after we did the deed!

by SuperDavey May 7, 2009

Twitter

To play with yourself/masturbate. More often used to describe female masturabtion

I twittered her pussy and she squirted all over

by PatGoat123456 November 16, 2009

Twitteral

Someone who consistently uses Twitter.

For a public figure, he was quite vocal, not to mention very Twitteral.

by I.an May 29, 2013

twitterizing

The act of terrorizing a person via twitter.

My ex has been twitterizing me for weeks. She just won't leave me alone.

by cjk156 July 27, 2009

Twitter

Twitter is a social media network where users creat accounts to post things like buisness information, personal matters, and sports updates... Not drama.

I love twitter

by Trey vogt July 27, 2016