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thicket

The collective noun for a group of Chav's.
"Look at those wankers"
"You mean a Thicket..."
"No wankers"
"A group of chav's is called a Thicket"
"Yeah wankers..."
by Spyro18 February 8, 2005
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parking ticket

What you don't want to find on your car window when you don't pay to park in a parking spot you have to pay for. Luckily, I don't have to worry about that because I pay.
If you see a little orange piece of paper on your window, your screwed
by lunar shadows November 10, 2004
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Hot Tickets

1. Something/someone desirable. Someone whose status demands respect.
2. Chicken Nuggets from Chik-Fil-A.
How you gonna walk yo skinny-lookin' ass in here like you is hot tickets.

He was in the club tryin' to git with me like he was hot tickets.

Damn! hot tickets.
by tequilalarry May 29, 2008
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Punch Your Bitch Ticket

When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.
Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.
by Papa_Ghede January 28, 2017
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Tricket

A word used to trick foreigners into revealing that they can actually speak English.
American Dude: Can I please have a tricket?
Foreign Dignitary: Tricket isn't a real word jackass.
American Dude: I knew you could speak English!
by I Am Not Josh March 30, 2007
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Ticket to the Gun Show

A courageous act where a bro walks up to a girl in a bar/club/party and says, "Hey baby, you want a ticket to the gunshow?" Then, before the girl can answer, he pulls down his pants, turns around, and bends over, thus revealing to the world his own penis stuffed inside his butthole.
Bro 1: "Hey bro, see that girl over there? I'm gonna go give her a ticket to the gun show"
Bro 2: "Dude you don't have the balls to do that."
Bro 1: "Watch me." *walks up to the girl* "Hey bitch, you want a ticket to the gun show?" *Pulls down pants revealing his dick-filled butthole* "BOOM! LOCKED AND LOADED!"
by DieAtTheSameTime September 5, 2011
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Ticket Master

Dude 1:Hey You Should Pull Over The Ticket Master Is On Your Tail.
Dude 2: Shit.
by Charla Nolasco September 26, 2008
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