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housewarming party up topper

This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.
James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?

Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...

James: Great idea! toppy!
by jimmy2233 June 2, 2008
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topper

A topper, derived from the word top (tongue on penis), is a girl who is known for administering oral sex.
Danielle is a topper, you should take her to prom if you want to get your dick wet.
by DJ D-Ret October 23, 2006
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Tapper

A term used to describe the act of homosexual men soliciting sex, generally in public rest rooms such as truck stops, wal-mart, etc. While in a bathroom stall, the foot of the soliciting male is gently slid under the divider separating the two stalls, and he proceeds to "tap" the neighboring males foot. This is generally accepted as an indirect call to see if there is interest in sexual acts.
by JrC1 March 31, 2011
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Tupperwarp

When tupperware is warped due to over heating.
Taking a deformed tupperware item out of a dishwasher due to the heat causing it to be a tupperwarp.
by ytrewq321 March 13, 2010
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Crap Tapper

Idiot who can't take a dump without emailing/txting someone from his blackberry.
Hey Crap Tapper, its hard for me to time my own shit off the tapping of your blackberry?
by Steve da G-Man August 11, 2008
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Jam Tapper

"hey James, . . i mean Jam Tapper" =
by Jam Tapper August 5, 2009
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table tapper

Someone who uses a table as a drumkit.
"jake, stop table tapping, you table tapper"
by ,Alice--x January 6, 2008
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