Turftank

turftank: Having the back side of ones balls munched while squatting over a face, the squatter holding the hair of person preforming the turf tank.

Ol' girl gave me turftank the other night, she really knows how to get in there and tank the turf.
No way am I getting a turftank at that restaurant! They cook their noodles way past al dente

by Don_putyourfacethere April 28, 2022

turtal

a total dumbass

"That guy's such a turtal."

by NotTurtalFangirl July 15, 2022

Turtally

How ninga turtles say totally
like humans responding to a question like "humanly"

Hey dude,, did you watch the super bowl?!?
Turtally!

by Choleo February 13, 2023

tuatahi

A funny lad with all the cones

Chea Tuatahi, any cones?

by C$UP February 20, 2023

tufter

Extremely offensive name for someone from Montana

You know your friend Doofy is a huge tufter right?

by anonymous May 29, 2023

Toftaa

the best friend you’ll ever have. she’s kind of stupid but she’s also a genius. she lacks any kind of common sense but passes her classes with flying colors. she’ll ask the stupidest questions but give the best advice. although one of the loudest people you’ll even come across, she is definitely one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet.

“who was that hilarious girl that you’re friends with??”
“oh, that was Toftaa!”

by madillac June 20, 2023

Tuntan

A name to give a stupid person who laughs at unfunny stuff

Person 1 “My grandma died”
Person 2 “HAHAHAHAHA”
Person 1 “You’re a f*cking tuntan”

by unknowntuntancreator June 29, 2023