toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

by mangus May 24, 2004

Toilet Punisher

A colossally powerful fecal force directed into the toilet bowl. The toilet is at a loss to handle the influx of shit, and may either clog or require many flushes to clear.

Also may refer to the person channeling said force, whom is usually observed gripping nearby objects--or the toilet seat itself if nothing else will suffice--as the body struggles to maintain control as shit and soul are evacuated.

"Dude, I saw grip marks on your toilet seat, what the fuck happened?"

"Damn, Dan must have dropped another toilet punisher."

by Peristalsis October 12, 2009

Toilet Bowl Dick

When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.

Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.

I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.

FUCKING TBD!!

by sprutacus March 15, 2011

epiphany toilet

a place where thoughts bloom. where you can go to clear your mind and get everything in order

i didn't know what to do so i went to my epiphany toilet to think

by jordyslo May 17, 2008

suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

A woman who is an expert cocksucker, that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine

Chelsey was such an incredible cocksucker, blowjob queen, that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine. She had a talent with that suction mouth of her's.

by devildog June 11, 2006

Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.

Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"

by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

trailer whore

Promiscuous female (most commonly white) with a vaginal opening of about 3 inches in diameter, a bruised face due to catfights with other women and beatings by men, and a pair of uneven boobs as the result of a 50-dollar boob job. If two out of these three physical characteristics apply to a woman, she is most likely a tariler whore.

These women also tend to be addicted to at least three different drugs. Most people would think that they afford these drugs by being hookers or drug dealers, but the stunning fact is that the majority of them work in kindergardens.

Preston: "Jesus I'm horny!"

Jake: "...okay?"

Preston: "Ah, problem solved.. I can just bang Linda that trailer whore after I pick up Dylan from kindergarden. And I can give her a real good beating afterwards! Nobody will notice anyway."

by blodkjeft March 2, 2011