jerusalem salad

Middle Eastern name for an orgy

Hey Ahmed! Thanks for inviting me to that Jerusalem Salad last night, it was a blast!

by Hog but March 1, 2016

pubey salad

messy but clean

clean running vagine

smells mean

but aint nothin for MR.BEAN

Mommys making a pubey salad and needs some of daddys homemade dressing! - Obama/Gary Busey

by Spicey meataball on mai chest December 21, 2010

American Salad

A salad that defeats the purpose of eating a salad by having large amounts of fatty ingredients such as cheese, bacon bits, and heavy dressing. Eaten by many Americans, who are used to overindulging.

I put tons of cheese, bacon, and dressing on my salad. It's no longer a healthy salad. It is now an American Salad.

by sweet_sagittarius December 31, 2011

Salad candy

High-calorie, low-nutrition items that make salads more palatable, but less healthy.

Marvin's addition of craisins, croutons, cheese, and sugared pecans turned his originally healthy lunch into a 2500-calorie bowl of salad candy.

by bobo76 December 1, 2014

cob salad

An orgy of multiple old women.
*must be 65 and up

Damn, I wanna be in that cob salad. There isn't very much room in this cob salad.

by THEBESTWORDS69 November 25, 2016

dirty salad

It’s weed. Mainly the youths say this. But yeah it’s just weed.

I had some of that dirty salad earlier.

by Sophia Taviller March 13, 2020

Curly Salad

Is a bung hole surrounded by many curly anal pubic hairs. With this it is called a "curly" salad with the curlies being the topping of the salad.

I.E. "Would you like some anal foreplay? I thoroughly find pleasure in tossing curly salad."

"Hey Dave last night I tried preforming oral sex on Lisa's butthole but it was really hairy; I guess you could call that a "Curly Salad"!

by Curley Anderson March 14, 2015