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toaster waffle

Those really neat things that you can buy almost anywhere in a box, that you bring home, put in the freezer, then take out in the morning and put one in the toaster and then let it toast. If you are a good toaster waffle maker, then your toaster waffle will not turn out squishy, like mine do. They come in many flavors, such as the plain type, chocolate chip, and...others that I can't think of. They are waffles, only smaller and not as good as the ones you could make with a waffle iron thing, but still good.
Person A: *takes toaster waffle out of package, puts in toaster*
Person LMNOP: Hey, toaster waffle!
by tashers May 6, 2006
mugGet the toaster wafflemug.

camel toaster

When a man or woman puts his/her penis in a toaster. Once cooked to the proper temperature, the person then takes a massive shit in his kids mouth. As soon as the kid ejaculates milk from his vagina the zookeeper takes the polar bears for a 15 minute walk.
Sorry I was late for our movie date. I had to make sure my children had a camel toaster before bedtime.
by penisenlargment May 28, 2017
mugGet the camel toastermug.

Toaster People

The type of person you look at and just know they will try to stick a fork in their toaster
That department is made up of toaster people.
by Daisy2008 April 6, 2022
mugGet the Toaster Peoplemug.

Reverse toaster

Making burnt toast soft again by adding water.
I used a reverse toaster on cole
by Kikikikikikiki1 June 14, 2018
mugGet the Reverse toastermug.

Toaster Strudling

When a male suppresses his ejaculation by squeezing his penis then proceeding to glaze the face of his partner with his semen. Similar to the facial, but is released slowly by the glazer.
Me and my boyfriend were fucking last night, then he turned me over and started toaster strudling me!
by DeeeZ September 24, 2018
mugGet the Toaster Strudlingmug.

canadian toaster

Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter
Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?
by 404handle July 28, 2016
mugGet the canadian toastermug.

koala toaster

n. Australian bush fire.

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Smell that eucalyptus tang in the air? Must be a koala toaster high in the Blues.
by gnostic3 December 27, 2019
mugGet the koala toastermug.

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