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Elon

The unconventional unit of measurement for the length of a penis, originating from the tailbone. Often used humorously or metaphorically to discuss size.
I always use the elon measurement to impress people on the internet.
by Stansthedog November 26, 2023
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Elon Musk

Someone with the reputation of a successful businessman and super genius. In reality, he's nothing more than a con artist who buys his way into successful companies and then forces the original owners out. As far as genius goes, his only talent is hyping up bullshit products to get money from investors and the government.

People tend not to notice how stupid he is until he steps into a field they're familiar wit.
Man 1: Have you heard Elon Musk's new car
Man 2: I don't pay any attention to that fraud.
by Drex V. March 31, 2025
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Elon Musk

nobody like Elon Musk anymore
by Gay_Man_Stan March 30, 2025
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Elon's Right Eye

Had a bruise on it.... And the back of Trump's right hand... Did Elon get bitchslapped for being Mental-Ree Lon-Tarded? Trump's a retard abuser too! Leave Ree-lon alone!!!
Hym "Weird that Trumps right hand has a bruise on it right after Ree-lon mysteriously got a black eye. Remember that? Elon's right eye got busted right before he left Doge? Oooooooo! Somebody got bitch slapped for fucking up! I wonder what he did 🤔"
by Hym Iam October 6, 2025
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Elon Muskles

When you can’t fix a company from the sidelines so you say f*ck it and just buy the company instead.
Twitter will go private when Elon Muskles them.
by Hit in it yo April 15, 2022
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Elon Musking

Eating out your girlfriend and rising up making rocket noises
Elon Musking: Holding your girlfriend up by her thighs and slowly rise while you eat her out and make rocket noises saying “Takeoff”
by Elon masking July 18, 2021
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elon

verb

When you hire someone else to say the rascist stuff you are too afraid to say yourself in public.
He totally eloned out when he paid for Grok
by Morgil Azog July 12, 2025
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