Textual Assualt

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop

I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.

by Samuek June 4, 2013

Textversation

A written conversation through texting. Having a discussion through texting.

"After several suggestions of restaurants, we finally decided where we should meet for dinner through our textversation."

by Rdlk59 October 6, 2013

Textbook Warrior

A Teacher, in whom teaches the class straight out of a textbook.

Man! Mrs.Honeypot made us do another 20 pages again today!
She's a real textbook warrior...

by EtFTW March 4, 2015

texas bowtie

A sexual position involving monkey bars where the girl wraps her legs around the money bars in a bowtie like manor. The male (whilst wearing spurs and a cowboy hat) stands on the ladder to the monkey bars.

Have you tried the texas bowtie?
No I'm not flexible enough.

by Walmartcrew392 January 21, 2017

text for your header

When a game is so fun and made with such quality that words cannot describe it. This phrase comes from horribly made Instagram ads.

“Have you played the new Pokémon game?”

“Yeah, dude, it’s so text for your header!”

by A person yo June 1, 2019

texas vacation

When one, whilst on vacation, drives to Texas to get a reverse vasectomy because it’s cheaper to get it done there at a missionary hospital. Said cost saving is due to lack of anesthesia, which increasingly stimulates the thrill seekers experience.

Man did you hear about Eric getting a Texas Vacation because 3 kids was just not cutting it. He’s ballsy!!!

by AE in SC August 6, 2019

text ho

Someone you text with all the time. It could be a friend, someone you're talking to, a girlfriend, a boyfriend, anyone. If they're filling up your inbox, they're your text ho.

"You will not be talkin to your text ho in person!"

"Oh Shayla? Me and her ain't that cool, she just my text ho."

by Santia May 19, 2008