Telephile

Telephilia is the term used to refer to a passionate interest in television, TV theory and studies.

A telephile is a person with such a passion for television, TV theory and studies.

"He sat on the sofa all day and watched Breaking Bad. He's such a telephile."

by Hugh Wards February 28, 2018

telephone pants

When your pants are so wet they are ringing like a telephone

It was really hot at work I went home with telephone pants

by youneverneededtoknowthis October 8, 2020

Telescamgelist

A more descriptive word for Televangelist.

That sleazy Telescamgelist Joel Osteen told his flock of sheeple that God said he needed a new private airplane, so they all obliged.

by Chimpeachment December 23, 2020

telephante

telephante, ah yes,, the best person on here. Follow them on tiktok

telephante, stan them wtf.

by somiiss December 23, 2020

telestomp

In video games like Diablo 2 telestomping refers to the tactic of teleporting your player character (and all creatures that you control) on top of an enemy or enemy player and quickly bursting them down with lethal amounts of damage.

This character build starts out rather frail but as you acquire more powerful equipment you'll eventually dish out insane amounts of damage at which point you can just telestomp everything.

by endlessseptember January 5, 2021

telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").

I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.

by Telephony November 20, 2021

Red Telephone

The red, rotary-dial telephone used to start World War Three. May also cause random nuclear wars and Presidential assassinations. Use with caution.

"Dude, I've completely lost faith in humanity. What should I do?"
"Go ring the red telephone. It'll make everything better."

by Mr. Meowmeow9 October 15, 2012