textsexual

Someone who is in love with their phone and spends every waking moment staring at it. These tend to die tragically when they wander into traffic.

I'd totally hit that shit, but she's a textsexual and I'm not Android compatible.

by dustsceawung September 20, 2014

Morley Texts

Morley Texts is when you have unlimated texts and decide to continuosly text a vertically challanged being to provoke a paranoid reaction.

Oi DV, r u sending morley texts to that short ass over there?

Yeh m8 hes scatting out

by Ryan Db January 30, 2009

poppin teets

Popping teets is defined poopin caps in ya mommas teets

i was poppin teets in ya momma last night!

by Derrick Anderson November 10, 2005

puky teats

A discharge of an infected nipple will spray onto recipient and recipient will puke, thus puky teats

girl 1: I can't believe you gave me puky teats. Get the towel.
Girl 2: I just sucked on that nasty shit. I'm going to puke again...

by Timothy July 14, 2004

textskin

picture of a body part or parts sent by text

Sally sent Tom a textskin of her boobs...
Did you see the boobs on Sally's textskin to Tom?

by Sweet Lennie December 7, 2009

Textstyle

A type of 'speech' typed in the short-hand form of online and mobile text. Though annoying to most, is it often used when having to type in a hurry. Usually, when encountering trouble, or having to leave.

"Grats, GG, GTG, BRB RQ." Which translates from online textstyle into the regular form: "conGratulations, that was a Good Game, I have Got To Go, i'll Be Right Back Real Quick."

by Somebody Who's Nobody. February 4, 2010

textsignation

Submitting a work resignation via text.

An hour after Sue didn't show up for work, I received her textsignation on my iPhone.

by Reedessa September 8, 2010