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A type of 'speech' typed in the short-hand form of online and mobile text. Though annoying to most, is it often used when having to type in a hurry. Usually, when encountering trouble, or having to leave.
"Grats, GG, GTG, BRB RQ." Which translates from online textstyle into the regular form: "conGratulations, that was a Good Game, I have Got To Go, i'll Be Right Back Real Quick."
Textstyle by Somebody Who's Nobody. February 4, 2010

textstress 

Feeling of having to stop what you are doing right now to text
Textstress causes auto related deaths everyday
textstress by Hot Rod Long December 16, 2014

textstake 

When you send a text message to someone and feel regretful about it later. Especially when you're drunk. A hybrid of mistake and text.
Drew: Julie, who are you texting?
Julie: Don't worry about it.
Drew: It's that one guy again, and you're hammered!
Julie: Ahh...I guess I'm just making textstakes again.
Drew: If you make too many, you'll get a UTI!

textsmile 

The expression someone makes while reading a text that brings them great pleasure
When I got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, I had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of
textsmile by NickyLags June 4, 2010

Textsplenation 

Explaination on a text because no one calls any longer
I am tired of his textsplenations why can’t he just call
Textsplenation by Funnyflicka February 22, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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