smidgeaboveaverage

when discussing cock size, it refers to anything nine inches or longer. also known as italian average or black retarded cock.

sweet young sarah asked me how big my cock is and I replied "oh just a smidgeaboveaverage" as I took out my nine inches of pussy piston.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

semidemihemimetrobisexual

Tom: I'm semidemohemimetrobisexual
Luke: whats that
Tom: I don't even fucking know
Luke: Then say yr straight you dumb shit

semidemihemimetrobisexual: At this point who the fuck even cares bout yr sexuality - it's just screwed up

by on September 12, 2020

symion

The absolute poggers guy, he is quite poggers, also poggers too. he is very STRAIGHT (he's straight btw) also pulls all the bitches. He is always INSANELY horny.

YO! You see Symion over there with Mia Tine?? He's pullin' that pussy! Poggers!

by Slom2 October 8, 2020

Smidgen

Smidgen
Smidgen is the amount that Jon is ‘into ‘ Nic .
Jon was into Nic just a smidgen amount . Maybe two smidgens

Smidgen is the amount that Jon is ‘into ‘ Nic .
Jon was into Nic just a smidgen amount . Maybe two smidgens

by on December 14, 2020

Smidge

When someone gives a compliment to another person with ‘hidden’ romantic intentions.

Me: Did you hear James tell Olivia “Wow your soooo smart”???

Person 2: Yeah that was mad smidge bro, what a SIMP.

by Nicky Nicholes December 14, 2020

Shmiddium

Similar to the words 'Shlong', or 'Shlort' but suggesting a persons 'Shmiddium' is in fact, Medium.

Hey so how was it last night with Tyler? I heard he's got a Shlong.

Meh more like a Shmiddium.

by Reid C February 19, 2021

smidiot

direct translation: "smart idiot" this is used when you know of someone who is very intelligent but something causes them to act stupid at times.

John you're such an smidiot

by Marianne luigi January 18, 2021