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Sylvania

A depressing suburb of Toledo. It is full of shallow residents who's smug can be smelled in the air from 40 miles away. Once you've met a Sylvania resident, you've met pretty much all of them. There is no structured activity outside of sports related functions and binge drinking. It's school systems are beyond disfunctional. The only thing their schools praise is sports, because there is nothing else worth speaking of. The residents claim it is a diverse culture but most everyone sticks with one small social group among their own ideals and beliefs. There is an immense drug problem. Shady hoodlums can be seen walking the streets at all times of the day. I don't recommend starting a family here, unless you send your children to a private school.
If you are not a chizzled meathead, you will not enjoy Sylvania. Move away.
by Wesley Doodle July 31, 2011
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salvia

a plant that i legal in mostly all states and is fun and everyone should have some in there spice cabinet :

wouldn't do it more then once because u will get the same effect as last time.
i did 15x salvia and after 3 hits i thought that i was a tree with green and yellow lights running around me. and everyone around was a tree branch and i couldn't even sound out a word..
by jim bob bickle August 18, 2007
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Sylwia

Scandelous in nature

Creates problems for ones own amuesment.
Did you hear the Sylwia on the news about the Senetor?
by czechchick June 26, 2009
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Sylvi

A kooky yet funky voluptuous woman who isn't afraid to say what she thinks. She will kick you out of wherever she wants to by just saying "Get out of here SCAT". She also enjoys torturing her children specially young blonde girls. She is from nowhere but everywhere at the same time.

You know if you have met a Sylvi if you just here "Excitement" or "Look at me and my lovely shiny bits"
"WHo is SHE????!!! SHE LOOKING LIKE A SNACCC"
"Oh her? She's the new girl, she's a Sylvi"
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Sylvie

Gorgeous. She has beautiful eyes and is possibly the best person you will ever meet. She is very nice and funny, but thinks her jokes are lame. She's extremely popular and has a perfect body and face it's crazy. Sylvie is flawless and she's an amazing friend who will always be there for you:) you can trust her with anything. Also has a good personality.
Guy one: dayummmm who's dat shawty

Guy two: sylvie? No bro she's got guys lined up around the block for her
by sylvieshoe October 31, 2019
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Sylvanna

Generally presumed to be a lady, but don't be fooled by her feminine exterior. Underneath lies the heart of a wolf but she'll have body hair to match.
Prefers gingers, but if she hasn't scored by 3am, any man without a soul had better run or be mauled.
Loud and witty, with hilarious one liners, this girl will do just about anything for rum.
Can usually be found on the dance floor, but do not challenge her to a shot drinking competition, you will not win.
The queen of the girl racers.
Not shy about using garden tools in the bedroom.
I wish I was a Sylvanna
Has anyone seen Sylvanna? Oh there she is under that pile of hair...
by Saturnfly January 18, 2012
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Silvia Hodge

You want Silvia Hodge taking care of your baby.
by wwwebsters May 18, 2009
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