Stoner Boner

when you get a boner from smoking to much bud.
this is due to the fact that THC stimulates the hypothalamus which controls your drive to eat sleep and have sex thus
1)munchies
2)burned out tired feeling
3)stoner boner

mike was so high he popped a stoner boner right in class

by Jeff G. kjugiu October 27, 2010

Stoners Tan

A stoner who falls asleep (due to inhaling mass amounts of the chemical substance "THC") in the sun, sometimes obtains a sun burn. This burn is called a Stoners Tan. Stoners Tan's are easily identifiable by the uneveness of the tan, often only covering one side of the stoners face.

Haha~ Tyler's a fucking idiot getting stoned and passing out in his backyard. He's reppin' the stoner tan to the fullest!

by pud monkey May 29, 2005

stoner boner

when you hit some weed thats so damn good, you pop a boner

last night i smoked some weed that was so damn bomb, i poped a stoner boner straight through my pants!

by killachronic August 28, 2005

stoner appreciation

When one stoner appreciates another stoners story or skill

Jack H.: I just smoked four bowls out my water pipe with some God's Gift
Mary Jane: damn i wish i could do that
Jack H.: Thanks for the stoner appreciation

by Sketchturner420 May 28, 2010

stoner

A guy who smokes weed and gets high. Not to be confused with a person who stones people.

Royal Chan is a stoner.

by fran October 27, 2004

stoner burrito

a burrito commonly from del taco that consists on beans, cheese, fries, and special sauce. popular around college campuses at late hours where students are either drunk or high.

duuude, i just smoked a fatty. so down to get a stoner burrito

by ShankShow December 23, 2009

stoner pizza

Small pizzas in which several can be eaten in one sitting

i just ate a box of stoner pizza

by pigbearman October 24, 2007