Stitch

A small fortune.

Just flipped this pack and made a stitch.

by Creatvr May 23, 2020

Wife-Stitch

The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.

"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"

by inertialivzard July 28, 2023

Whip stitch

A stitch in which the needle is passes in and out of the fabric and lines the edges.

One way to add lace trimming to a garment is a whip stitch.

by Non-chlorine bleach May 16, 2023

teadybear stitch

The line between a males ballsack and butthole.

She can lick my teadybear stitch

by Fawtmaster5000 July 24, 2022

Stitch

update
(usually addressing a specific situation, that occurred or will occur*)

note: used more normally when discussing a situation (past tense, speaking about it like it already happened. Rather than, before)

*Examples of the Few Instances of 'Will Occur' Situations: plan updated, or updates for the plan

“And that’s the stitch”

- meaning that’s the update

by OnlyTruthHere February 7, 2023

Stitch

Describes clothing, clothes, shoes, or accessories.

That new stitch looks good on you.

by Newuser436 April 27, 2024

stitching the spine

The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.

Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.

by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021