Stiff brick

A man on fifa who moves at the same pace as me grandma doing a cruyff turn

Guy 1 - Yo you seen that boy Dusan?

Guy 2 - Yeah bro that guy is straight stiff brick

by Goatnaldo February 5, 2022

The Stiff Drink

The "Stiff Drink" is an uncommon term used to describe when a gay male gives a blowjob and swallows.

Went to Denny's to get one of"The stiff Drink" (s) they have in the back room.
(If you know what I mean.

by Ferin S. Zedlocke December 31, 2019

stiff dough

stubborn, a stubborn person, immovable like a dough that needs more liquid

Don't be stiff dough. Just come with us.

by bleegiimuus December 25, 2018

stiff drink

a mixed drink; booze and some other form of liquid like vanilla vodka and coke or hypnotic and monster

Stiff drinks are my favorite at parties.

by Preet de Sun August 26, 2008

Working Stiff

A person sporting a woody at work.

Also, the action of working while having a stiffy.

I was working stiff this morning, bro. Still had a raging bone when I got to the office!

by RagingBone December 16, 2012

stiff mistro

a boy who hasnt gone through puberty with a small penis who has constant erections

hey stiff mistro you got a banana in your pants?

by krakajack January 23, 2008

Stiff Dick

A man who can't work his penis right for his woman

Jack can't a stiff dick to get hard to smash Jillian correctly in the bedroom.

by Deeznuz July 10, 2018