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squeench

1. Squeench is a nickname given to the moist odorous substance that that accumulates between your butt and private parts (male or female) during the any activity that makes you sweat...

Pronounced: SCA-WEEN-CH
1. Dude, I just came back from playing basket ball and I was scratching my "parts" and dude... it smelled like total squeench... it was nasty.

2. I came back from jogging, and my clothes were soaked in sweat, the worst part was my underwear... when I pulled them off, the robust aroma of squeench filled the bathroom.

3. Sometimes I deliberately don't wash my hands so that they smell like squeench, then I touch people.
by Matt Millar January 26, 2008
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squeeb squab

The colloid-esque residue that remains after the action of "Squiffle Squaffing". In Which the sweaty nutsack from the squiffle squaff, leaves gelish particles resulting from bacteria and concentrated semen excretions on the forehead.
Tom: Ahhh someone squiffle squaffed me.
Bill: Yes!, I can see the Squeeb Squab glistening on your forehead.
by Sniderman & Smitty January 16, 2009
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squeeg

To urinate; espesaily in a car was drain
"He went to take a squeeg
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Squeech

A mixture of a screech and a squeak. Usually very humourous simply because it sounds RIDICULOUS
Dude, i know that was fricken weird, but did you have to squeech in my ear!?!
by Neumann January 8, 2008
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Squeege

a person who is very good at the video game counter-strike.
You suck, You're no squeege.
by collin skeetz October 6, 2006
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pig squeel

it's a way to scream.
i do pig squeel in this band dude!
by Steiff September 14, 2007
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squeef

when someone queefs but shit comes out.
squeefing is the same to queefing as farting is to sharting.
I accidently squeefed during sex and blew doodems all over the bed sheets.
by pantsboy March 30, 2009
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