speaking hyroglyphics

When someone drinks so much that their words cannot be understood without the help of the Rosetta Stone.

E.g. He drank a whole bottle of Cuervo and stumbled around speaking hyroglyphics.

by AssQ April 23, 2014

personally speaking

A redundant statement at the beginning of a sentence where the individual in question is stating that they are speaking for oneself as opposed to a group.

Personally speaking, that granola bar tasted pretty good.
Personally speaking, your favorite waifu is trash.

(Opposite: Speaking for the group, you are the most idiotic person in the department.)

by Blue Jay 95 August 15, 2019

squealing like a virgin

(v.) To be driving into corners too fast, and giving tire-squeal.

I was squealing like a virgin through the wide corners, because I approached from the inside.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Squeaming

Putting cream cheese in a girl's cleavage, and then titty-fucking her.

Did you hear? David was totally squeaming with Kesha last night!

by JollyRancherAfrica May 10, 2011

squeakie

Quickie with a woman who makes loud high-pitched sounds.

Yesterday I had a squeakie with Alice. I think now all my neighbours know that I have a new girlfriend.

by Jadetiger January 18, 2010

French speaking person

ultimate pussy destroyer

you: je parle français
someone: damn you pussy destroyer, if you're French speaking person

by stewardo December 19, 2020

squealin'

it's a new word for "cool"

Oh my gosh, that scene was so squealin'!

by K.C. August 4, 2003