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goblet squat

The act of a woman squatting over a goblet or similar drinking vessel after sex and flexing vag to deposit liquids.
Shitson, my new missus love to goblet squat!
Yeah but does she goblet shot?
by Miss Filth December 3, 2013
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Hop Squats

A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.

Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.

That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Alley Squat

The act of defecting outside in a non-descript place such as an alley, a parking garage, behind a building or dumpster. While an everyday occurrence for the bums and homeless, an alley squat may be required by the refined and more sophisticated classes due to urgency and inability to make it to a proper facility.
Don’t take that back road as a shortcut. There are way to many alley squats back there. It’s stinks of hot, urine and shit.

After a long night of bar hopping, Carl had no choice but to alley squat on the way back to his car and drop a massive beer shit.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
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polar squatch

Safeword used during intercourse by women when they can no longer handle it and tap out
by Rå6bi± June 27, 2020
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Butter Squatch

Getting raped analy by a big brolic Asian dude
Big brolic asian dude: "Hey Tony What would you do if i butter your squatch bud"
Tony:"fuck dude ill butter your daughters squatch"
Butter Squatch
by ChooiceKisser69420 September 17, 2023
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Flower Pot Squat

Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.
Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.

Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.

Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
by BootBanger November 17, 2011
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Count for squat

Idiom. To be worthless; not worth anything at all.

Derived from the informal use of the word 'squat' BrE skwɒt NAmE skwɑ t as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat' 'dɪdlɪˌskwɒt (also doodly-squat 'dudliˌskwɑt) : nothing, anything at all, not anything.

Note: "diddly" and "squat" each are used in NAmE as having the same meaning as 'diddly-squat'.
1-Actions speak louder than words; words alone count for squat.

2- "He is sending you flowers in hopes of improving your opinion of him"
"It doesn't count for squat. He is still the same person."
by A Student of English July 14, 2018
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