Spooge McGee

A secret menu item served at (mostly) every restaurant in the United States. Consists of one Dildometer placed atop a vast ocean of sauce and cheese. Not to be confused with the Splooge McGee.

Caller: "'Hey, I'm calling to inquire about the rumoured 'Spooge McGee', would you happen to have this in stock?"'
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."

by d1Bootyrape September 8, 2025

Spooge-arama

A male orgasm that features a huge amount of spooge, bigger than a spooge souffle but smaller than a spooge-cano.

"Me and the boys were jacking it and we all synchronised causing a Spooge-arama, it was crazy bro you should come to the next one"

by spoogelad May 14, 2019

Spooge

Anything you can't identify visually, you do not want to stick your finger into, you do not want to smell

It's all covered in Spooge. I stepped in some Spooge. When I ran over it Spooge went everywhere.

by Schmeckus December 30, 2018

spooge

Hot stuff, warm liquid, tesco's own

Grandad walked round tesco with spooge all over his face and hands was demoted to the frozen section where he pestered Haagan Dasz ice cream and threatened to stab some cunt

by grandadlee January 7, 2015

Gooby Spooge

A word that can be used for anything. There is no meaning.

Nah he on that Gooby Spooge type shit.

by lilbigpp January 29, 2022

Spooge

Spooge is the technical term for dumpster juice and has been for the last 40 plus years or well before the urban dictionary

Dude close the windows on the truck quick lots of Spooge in this next dumpster

by Waste-Resources.com December 7, 2023

spooge lockers

A place where spooge is stored, testicles.

He unloaded his spooge lockers on his/her face.

by bob3_9 June 12, 2011