Only people who have guages recieve this gift.
When the plugs, tapers, etc. are taken out a gunky substance surrounds it. It usually looks clear/whitish and is a collection of vaseline, lube, dead
skin cells, blood (sometimes), and smells like bigfoots dick after he sodomized a
beaver. It accumulates after weeks of not cleaning them. And is a great way to piss people off by sticking it under neath their
nose.
"While at the food
court with friends,
Jeff took his guages out for the first time in 2 weeks and wiped his ear spoog underneath his friends
nose, which soon made his gag non-stop."