Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.
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by CheerHawk September 25, 2009
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"My dad fucking creamed me at splunkyt this weekend"
"Man, I got kicked out of my fraternity cause I suck so bad at splunkyt"
"Man, I got kicked out of my fraternity cause I suck so bad at splunkyt"
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To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"
"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"
"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"
by Mr Mange September 2, 2013
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Man 1: What's with the eye patch?
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
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