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Splunkyt 

The fun game of enjoyment whereby one or more bro's aim their love pumps at a designated target and unload a round of manmilk. He who is closest to the mark recieves a high five and a minute to collect himself.
"My dad fucking creamed me at splunkyt this weekend"
"Man, I got kicked out of my fraternity cause I suck so bad at splunkyt"
Splunkyt by J-town Rivers November 17, 2011
Weird and messed up; kinda crazy and cuckoo; you are considered a splunk if you are splunky
Person 1: wow that bike is pretty weird and messed up
Person 2: yeah, it’s kinda splunky
splunky by Sofa king brilliant October 25, 2019
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Unsurpassable awesomeness
Used to describe people, places, and things
Did you see her outfit, It's so splunky!

He has such a splunky personality!

Hawaii is a splunky place to vacation!
Splunky by JoMo16 November 4, 2010
“She is so splunky”said Eva

Yeah she is” said Liam
Splunky by Splunky peps February 10, 2020

spunkytown 

when you ask your girl for nudes, and ejaculate to them, she takes you to spunkytown. or vice versa.
me and my girl went to spunkytown last night.
spunkytown by Celica June 27, 2023
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