Skip to main content

Splinter Cell

One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.

Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.

Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.
Splinter Cell games so far:

Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent

The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.
by aldwardo October 13, 2006
mugGet the Splinter Cell mug.

Splinge

"Dude, that guy just got run over by a tractor. SPLINGE!"
by Chuck_Norblock January 21, 2021
mugGet the Splinge mug.
Related Words

splinter

a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.
"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!
by nilya February 18, 2007
mugGet the splinter mug.

White-'splain

When a white person becomes offended about something on the behalf of another Culture and/or Race and even when said Culture and/or Race insist they do not find it offensive they proceed to lecture that Culture and/or Race their own history and how they must find it offensive.
"What that person is wearing isn't offensive to my culture"
"No, don't you understand let me White-'splain your history there appropriating your culture, you must find it offensive!
by CaptainCanoe August 23, 2017
mugGet the White-'splain mug.

'splain

verb

slang/shorthand version of the word explain
A: Did you know there was never actually a man on the moon?
B: What are you talking about?! 'splain!
A: Well, they say the video of the men on the moon is forged...
by temoc January 18, 2008
mugGet the 'splain mug.

cricket splinters

Hey Wendy come look at this, I have some major cricket splinters!
by g unit May 4, 2004
mugGet the cricket splinters mug.

splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues the sexual act from behind.
You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I splinter celled her last night.
by mango070 March 19, 2008
mugGet the splinter cell mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email