Sargasm

Sarcasm done by none other than Sargon!

Guy 1: I don't like your sarcasm.
Sargon: It's called Sargasm and deal with it!

by SJFive0 March 7, 2010

Smorgasbord

When a woman with a large FUPA (Front Upper Puss Area) bends over exposing her anus and vagina, and someone goes to town like Peter Griffin at an all you can eat buffet after yelling ‘smorgasbord’ as their war cry.

Chris’s face smells funny, I bet he went to the smorgasbord again.

by Kathy S 😋 June 27, 2018

Sargasm

(n) the act of saying something so sarcastic, it can only be defined as a sargasm (sgasm for short).
(n) an eruption of sarcasm.

No baby, I never talk to my exes. (Sargasm)

That chick is FUCKIN HOT...No dude, all girls have those lumps on their necks. Hit that shit. (Sargasm)

Me and my wife never argue.
Dude, cut the sargasm and tell us why she has 2 black eyes.

by Ziriken June 10, 2010

Sorganize

Sorganize is to be sorted and organised at the same time.

Can you please sorganize yourself so we can make the flight.

by Sapphire Silverthorne November 22, 2019

smorgasblog

A blog entry in which the writer writes about several different, often unrelated topics.

In yesterday's smorgasblog he wrote about everything from global warming to what he had for breakfast to how he hates golf to his travel plans for next summer.

by Aibosi April 26, 2007

sargasmic

the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.

the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.

by the_Hopper March 9, 2011

smorgasbowl

multiple strains of marijuana packed into one smoking pipe bowl.

After the party i collected all the random nugs from around my house and packed up a fat smorgasbowl.

by KushNuggests April 30, 2011