The act of pushing the Fn key on a keyboard with one hand, then running your other hand across the row with the function keys (F1, F2...). Whatever options are bound to those keys will all be triggered at once. This works best on laptops, as the function keys do things like lock the computer, change screen size, and alter wireless configuration. This often causes destruction to the user's computer, for hilarious effect.
Person 1: What's on your computer?
*leans in, fn-slides, flees*
Person 2: What the fuck! What did you do?
*computer attempts to resize the screen, turn on num lock, hibernate, lock workstation, and change contrast*
*leans in, fn-slides, flees*
Person 2: What the fuck! What did you do?
*computer attempts to resize the screen, turn on num lock, hibernate, lock workstation, and change contrast*
by HighPriestMcKickass February 25, 2011
by grandpas shoes December 01, 2017
Refers to someone returning to his/her residence after unplanned sex one night. Walk of shame or similar circumstance. More often used for men than women, but it applies to both.
by LHK May 08, 2006
by Doey Dickle July 04, 2021
by Slide Master June 25, 2020
A modern version of "Take this job and shove it!!". A perpetrater gets utterly fed up with his or her job and quits in a spectacular style.
Flight attendant Steve: These passengers are barbaric, I can't take it anymore!
Flight attendant Sarah: What are you going to do?
Flight attendant Steve: I'm outta here. I'm going to grab two beers, POP A SLIDE, and run off across the taxiway.
Flight attendant Sarah: Nice.
Flight attendant Sarah: What are you going to do?
Flight attendant Steve: I'm outta here. I'm going to grab two beers, POP A SLIDE, and run off across the taxiway.
Flight attendant Sarah: Nice.
by Duderston August 12, 2010
(v.)to slide ones penis across another person's teeth(provided they have teeth). The teeth represent the keys of a piano.
by keo90 February 12, 2009