Stableyized

To be utterly clueless in a specific area. To have zero skill or knowledge of a topic.

Jack was stableyized when it came to HTML code.

by Malcom Jamal May 13, 2005

slabbed

If you appear on the television or newspaper, the first person to show you the clipping/article, then saying the word "slabbed" is then owed a slab of beer.

Found a picture of you in Navy News! SLABBED!

by demcros September 7, 2016

swable

Swable, a street word short for "weed" or "pot" usually used in illegal transactions.

Do you have the swable?

by Datniy February 10, 2018

slabhead

a shit maguire that will celebrate his own goals

slabhead can run my yard and hell pass out

by applebujee6 January 13, 2023

Mercury Sable

Basically the same thing as a ford taurus. The only parts that actually say mercury are the grille, trunk, and steering wheel. It supposedly has more luxury options than the taurus.

Like the taurus, and many other ford vehicles, they are a sad excuse for a vehicle. When equipped with the right engine, the cars will last almost 150,000 miles. They are known for blowing headgaskets on the 3.8 liter engine, and almost every single one on the road has had some sort of transmission problem.

For this reason, there is a immense number of them in the junkyard, making finding parts easier. Not that you would want to fix one in the first place

Hey, I got a Mercury Sable for sale, $300 or best offer.

Nah, too rich for my blood, all its good for is scrap metal.

by Cheap ass July 29, 2012

slale

The experience during the progress of a sale in which a person standing in line realizes that the person in front of them must purchase everything in the store except the one item that is actually currently in their cart, however they think that they've forgotten it, so they must go and retrieve it, but inevitably is on the other end of the store.

John stood in line at the supermarket waiting for the grocer to retrieve the head of cabbage for the woman in front of him during one of the longest slales of his life.

by Pianoguy05 October 22, 2007

mentally unstable teen who is mentally stable because of how unstable they are

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im thriving bc im mentally unstable teen who is mentally stable because of how unstable they are

by wsretfgcvhbjk August 26, 2021