Sibling

You’d give them a kidney but wouldn’t allow them to borrow your charger

I love my sibling, but I swear to god if they touch my things while I’m gone I’m going to shoot them.

by Random_person7653 April 07, 2024

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sibling

Me:My sibling just fricken bit me
My friend:oh well
My sibling: come back here you bitch

by peppapig3790 October 17, 2019

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Sibling: breaks dish
Sibling: says it was me
Me: lost for words

by RaNdoMeatBALls January 06, 2020

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Demons sent from Hell in order to make your life as bad as possible.

Person 1: I love my siblings.
Person 2: You need mental help.

by LocalPlatypus June 27, 2021

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The people you want to either spend every second with or kill

Guy 1: Dude, my brother is so fucking annoying!
Guy 2: I’m glad I don’t have siblings.

by Jkliopzx November 25, 2018

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Person who, in relation to the other, has a two parents in common.

My sibling is a good person.

by Usery May 03, 2021

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They are the human form of hell, younger creatures are selfish and watch Morgz. Older ones are selfish. Don’t have siblings

That other white guy: “I wish I had siblings”
Me: “No you don’t”

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