shakin' hands with the baby

having sex with a pregnant woman.

the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

sharken

The act of hitting on the least attractive/least charismatic individuals at a party or bar. Targeting the weakest prey.

I was feeling pretty low because my ex-boyfriend is seeing someone new, so I decided the easiest option was to sharken at this boring house show.

When I'm feeling fat and hormonal, I like to sharken because it's an easy way to boost my self-esteem.

He's such a blackout drunk, after 9 pm, all he can do is sharken because the smart, pretty girls are already laughing at him.

by the_heiress June 30, 2011

Shakin

Shake & Bake

Whats Shakin?

by Bakonyolo May 19, 2016

The Sharmin

similar to the bounty, but for guys with smaller tools

She was so wet I couldn't keep it in her, so I grabbed the sharmin.

by njdogg July 12, 2006

Sharking

The act of committing to an event, meeting or gathering, then subsequently not showing up to that event.

"James said he was coming to the movie but he is still not here.....He must be sharking it"

by The Big Fella October 24, 2012

sharking

verb.

To have sexual intercourse vigorously.

1. "Shark me hard!!"
2. "Don't bother me I'm sharking my significant other!"

by Tumn April 3, 2009

sharking

Surprise!!, it has nothing to do with guys stalking and/or doing sexually deviate things to women/girls.

the act your dog performs when he/she pokes you with their snout (usually under your arm) when they want your attention

Damian: Dude, what's your dog doing with his nose, I'm trying to watch the game..??
Chucky: He's sharking you. He wants you to throw his toy for him.
Damian: Yeah, well, if he does it again, I'm gonna throw a harpoon at his sharky Amityville ass.....

by sheepdog1982 February 10, 2010