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ASHLEE SIMPSON

a woman who can;t sing for her life, and can KILL a person by screeching in that way that she does when she sings,yet had really good songs; dancing dumbass
SNL, doing the ashlee simpson hoe-down
by Schergan December 28, 2005
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simpsons

A Brilliant, funny show which has sadly since become mainstream, like all of FOX's new "shows". The general concensus of regular simpsons fans agree that it became this sometime around the 2001-2002 season(season 12). Occasionally, there is a standout episode, however.
The Simpsons was easily the funniest thing on TV until Family Guy came out.
by Dave August 20, 2004
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Ashlee Simpson

Unattractive and untalented sister of Jessica Simpson. Wannabe punk. Wears dark clothes, 'punk' t-shirts and ripped jeans. Fucks rich-girl's exes. Has a very large nose.
Synonyms: ASSLEE, Milli Vanilli Part II
'I'm such a girly-girl! People think because I sing rock music I don't care about girly things... I LUV goth furniture!'
by Sarah February 21, 2005
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jessica simpson

probably the dumbest living fuck on the face of the earth. she is only famous because she is "hot" as told by my friends omar and joe.
jessica simpson: it says chicken of the sea, but i thought it was fish, which is it?
by thegfofjoe May 17, 2006
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Simpsons lip

A person whose lip protrudes beyond their bottom lip and chin, usually due to an overbite, causing the person to look like a character off of the simpsons. Commonly seen with overweight children and adults who have a very low IQ.
"Why does that fat mean kid's upper lip stick out so far?" "Well Jr. he has a simpsons lip"
by Jack Meehauf March 28, 2017
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ashlee simpson

A singer that many of her idiot fans can't seem to realize that she uses vocal enhancements on her album.

Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake.

She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb.

Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame,
it's a shame.
Ashlee Simpson:I'll just fool everyone into thinking I can sing so they'll by my album and i'll get rich. Haha suckers.
by Lindsayyayyy May 22, 2006
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Simpsonitis

Originating in the Yonge and Eglinton area of Toronto Canada. It Is the act of getting very high on Percocet and drunk off Smirnoff Ice or Coors Light. It entails calling everyone around you a “cunt” while feverishly scratching there neck, face, and penis due to the Percocet high. A small penis accompanies this disorder along with mild confusion and retardation. Affected hosts also try and use speech to text on there IPhones but can not properly be understood due to having a partial cock in there mouth. (Sometimes just the tip)
GROUP TEXT CONVERSATION:

Jason: I’m gonna now the wall with beard candy ape ape!
Bosco: wtf?!? Is this Yorkie?

Carlos: jason take the whole cock out of your mouth bro

Jason: cunt I’m going to climb a tree with my pony and cjdnfkxcn

Jj: even the tip pops!... even the tip....

Matt: I’m so high right now...

Bosco: cunts got a case of the Simpsonitis!
by Double triple August 17, 2020
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