scheming

similar to hoeing (but now used by people of any gender, unlike previous uses of "scheming")
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)

*in the club* "Ooh she scheming" (often shortened to schemin')

by acupcakewashere October 19, 2017

Schemer

Generally a 'rab or a smuggly-ass asian who is very skilled in the fields of math and science, especially calculus and physics. They get straight A's by studying 18 hours a day and having no social life. In addition, they like to play the piano or violin and love debate and computer games. They tend to move in groups with very smug facial expressions that arouse the feeling of hatred or disgust from someone who passes by.

I don't trust those dirty-ass schemers

by Big Snigger August 5, 2006

Detlef Schrempf

A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.

I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.

by Ross Shields September 2, 2008

scheming on some strange

1. To unsuccessfully flirt with a woman.
2. To hit on some ladies, and fail.

Fifteen minutes after we got to the restaurant we noticed Steve was missing. Someone told us later that he noticed him scheming on some strange by the entrance.

by optimus2g January 4, 2013

Scheme

A really cool functional programming language, derived from LISP. Makes cool data strucutures like lazy lists easy to make.

Scheme totally kicks ass.

by Mike April 15, 2004

Schembri

1. An ancient undiscovered tribe of big boobed people, male and female, who tend to reside in huge bushlands particularly populated with native species such as the plum or olive tree.

2. Is the cause of the rabbit plague in Australia.

3. Is the cause of vomitting due to excessive alcohol intake and introduced the use of steroids in Australia.

4. Pure geniuses.

Schembri "im never drinking again" (See also Euro trip)
"Boys boys get inside there are bees"
Doctor: "Ah those schembris are always in here, always bruising their faces with their jubblies"

by Luke Schembri February 12, 2009

Scheme

As used by Neil.See Neil.

It's a scheme we do. Yes and if you could just sort out the colour scheme.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005