Schembri

1. An ancient undiscovered tribe of big boobed people, male and female, who tend to reside in huge bushlands particularly populated with native species such as the plum or olive tree.

2. Is the cause of the rabbit plague in Australia.

3. Is the cause of vomitting due to excessive alcohol intake and introduced the use of steroids in Australia.

4. Pure geniuses.

Schembri "im never drinking again" (See also Euro trip)
"Boys boys get inside there are bees"
Doctor: "Ah those schembris are always in here, always bruising their faces with their jubblies"

Schembri by Luke Schembri February 12, 2009

schembari

one who screws up every situaton they touch.
one who does not refuse doughnuts.
a mess
a real dick head
can't do anything right.

The project was schembari from the beginning!!

He schembari's everything.

schembari by Jeroldac April 16, 2014