a soft, but massive turd; a deuce that is holding back a pocket of gas. when the pile breaks free, it makes the sound "schlumpf" as it falls out of your anal and into the bowl.
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Adam, a fictional character, is working in a pillow factory. A box is upturned accidently on him and pillows slide over him, after he may say this experience felt rather "schlumpty"
by MisterLieber July 1, 2006
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Shanice,Janice's daughter came into my house and fucked everything up just like her mother.I cant belive I let that Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3 attach herself to me!!!!
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One who has sex with married women so no commitment can be obtained.
One who has sex with married women so no commitment can be obtained.
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