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schlumpf

a soft, but massive turd; a deuce that is holding back a pocket of gas. when the pile breaks free, it makes the sound "schlumpf" as it falls out of your anal and into the bowl.
I went to the men's room at lunch, but someone had left a huge schlumpf waiting in the bowl.
by mike gould April 24, 2006
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schlum

He/she is a schlum, no pun intended.
by blah1234blah1234blah1234 January 16, 2009
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schlumpty

The feeling of being hit by an avalanche of pillows, stuffed toys or similar furnishings
Adam, a fictional character, is working in a pillow factory. A box is upturned accidently on him and pillows slide over him, after he may say this experience felt rather "schlumpty"
by MisterLieber July 1, 2006
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Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3

A vile creature who manages to fuck up every single task you can possibly assign her,a offspring of schlumptress borg 1 of 1.
Shanice,Janice's daughter came into my house and fucked everything up just like her mother.I cant belive I let that Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3 attach herself to me!!!!
by squirrel pimper November 11, 2006
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Schramifical

Adjective. meaning very attractive. the most gorgeous; more beautiful than beautiful
Did you see her? she isnt just hot... she... she...

...she is Schramifical.
by theguy7 August 2, 2011
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jeremy schrimpf

One who over compensates for their lack of love as a child or one who is unsure of their sexuality.

One who has sex with married women so no commitment can be obtained.
Poor Timmy was Jeremy schrimpfed so committed he himself to seek mental help.
by 1 4/\/\ 7|-|3 0|\|3 September 22, 2011
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Schumacher

Usually used as an insult to refer to someone as a pedophile, a compulsive liar, a male in his twenties who lives at home and has no car or job, a man with a small penis, usually has tattoos of idiotic sayings or symbols in strange places, and a person with little to no common sense.
Did you hear about Tommy and that 12 year old? Yeah, he really pulled a Schumacher.
by shaggy faggydoo January 16, 2011
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