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schmance

To do something in a schmancy manner. A person who is schmancy, exibits schmancy clothes, schmancy pronunciations of words, schmancy cars, etc. A person who does things in a manner they believe is of high class, when in fact it is totally gay.
1. Mark drove his schmancy new BMW M5 to the little league game because he wanted to show off.
2. Mark put on a $2000 Italian suit to go to his reunion so he could pretend he had class.
3. Mark always tries to appear sophisticated by pronouncing simple words in "forgein" ways.
Examples:
Ricotta=Rigut
Mozzarella=Mutzarell
by The Leff January 3, 2005
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schmancy

schmancy can be used in a number of different ways, much like the word fuck. schmancy is mainly derogatory in uses such as "you are a schmance", "fucken schmancy", "schmance cock", "what a schmancy" etc. the meaning is similar to fag or pussy and can be used to describe a person or an action that lacks balls.
andrew you are such a fucken schmancy, who the fuck shaves their legs
by omg i am wtf uber October 13, 2006
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schmeal

slang, colloquial to certain circles in Allentown, PA

1. (v.) to network effectively - into the club, into her panties, or into some cheeba
2. (n.) any type of underhanded activity
3. (n.) a crafty plan
4. (n.) narcotics
1. "Yo that cat's been schmealin with that ho all night" or "I schmealed my way into the VIP room." or "I schmealed some free trees from my brother"

2. "Yo what dem cats schmealin about over there?"

3. "The schmeal had been put into effect."

4. "Care for some k-schmeals?"
by glendonius April 21, 2006
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schmeag

Performing an act that lacks complete common sense, dancing sporadically oblivious to surroundings.
That dude on the dance floor is a schmeag.

That schmeag down the street lit their house on fire.

Is there a schmeag at the party?
I got a black eye from that shmeag on the dance floor.
by the dude269 February 27, 2010
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schmende

used to describe someone when they're being a jerk or being stupid in general; can be used in conjuction with 'douche'.
Dude #1: Dude. did you see that asshole over there yellin at his girl like that?

Dude #2: Yeah he's such a schmende.

Dude #1: Jeez. what a douche.
by Irritated Negress July 18, 2006
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schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis
He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.
by lina49 April 23, 2010
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Schenec

Short for Schenectady, NY.

Wild town where only the strong survive.

On some wild shit all day every day stupit
Im on some schenec shit

schenecy
by Thecure21 May 9, 2011
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