Roofies

A drug known as the "date rape drug" with a misleading name. You're more likey to end up on the floor than the roof.

Me: Man, he slipped me roofies last night. How did I get down?
Mike: From where?
Me: The roof.
Mike: You were on the floor.
Me: But they're called roofies.
Mike: It's a stupid name.
Me: Oh.

by hn260 May 16, 2010

Rooting Trophy

A crude name for a child

Look at Pete over there with his wife and his rooting trophy (child).

by DaveTheRaver February 6, 2009

rookie two shoes

anyone who rooks out constantly, where life is a daily struggle for them. being more than just a rook; being more than just a rookie... this person is a rookie two shoes.

Cameron got drunk and started spitting on girls, what a rookie two shoes.

by GeeOhCee March 19, 2011

Roomiemance

1. When roommates truly love living together OR 2. when roommates fall in love.

1. Emma and Catherine are in a roomiemance- they are roommates who love living together.

2. Jadea and Daniel had a roomiemance- they met each other when they both moved in with a mutual friend. Jadea and Daniel fell in love while assembling IKEA furniture.

by emmerlou September 24, 2011

rookie shoulders

The shoulders of a newborn baby that hasn't seen any action yet.

I saw this baby, he had rookie shoulders.

by superpolice049 April 8, 2021

peanut butter rooter

two crackers filled with peanut butter and ground cannabis baked in the oven to render a potent snack; also known as "firecracker"

I was just playing xbox and all of a sudden i was stoned outta my mind. then i remembered i ate a peanut butter rooter an hour ago.

by dillskin March 18, 2011

rooted

1. Broken or fucked.
2. Tired.

Oh, thats rooted!
Im rooted.

by louis October 16, 2001