Allegorical image used to highlight the decadence and the intrinsic high inefficiency of democratic states, by supporters of lightweight dictatorships. Frequently contraposed to technocracies, that is, forms of government where scientists and engineers (especially males) are the actual decision-makers.
In the fifties, in Singapore you had just rivers of shit, but nowadays everything works like a clockwork.
by dryoweegog January 21, 2010
Person: dude we got deep river'd last night. I don't remember anything
Person 2: just a normal day here in deep river
Person 2: just a normal day here in deep river
by cheafromdeep December 14, 2011
Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.
by kj21 April 28, 2009
by roast November 16, 2002
by Landwrac July 06, 2019
This requires using the straws that come with specific blunt brands, namely Bluntwraps. Any straw will do really. When the blunt is small enough to be placed in the straw, a river shotty is performed just the same way a regular shotty is. The main difference is that when the smoke is coming out of the straw it comes out much finer, thicker, and reliably than the end of a blunt. The term 'river' is there because it resembles a river of smoke rushing into the mouth of the person receiving the shotty.
Highly suggestible for those who have never tried it.
Highly suggestible for those who have never tried it.
Jesus christ...Marilyn just gave me the sickest river shotty. That went straight to my head! God damn. Couldn't stop coughing though
by GrandMasterPizza June 04, 2010
Rugged men who work on the inland river system- loading, unloading, and towing barges of cargo. They can tie a line, fetch a wire, and will work 365 days a year.
“Hey, It’s time to switch these barges out at the dock. I’m gonna need some river cowboys to help flip this load out and tumble one of those empties in”
by Flat Dick October 05, 2018