Relationship Goggles

When you only have eyes for your partner, so the sexual advances of attractive members of the opposite sex no longer have an effect on you.

Fred: "That hot blonde at the phone storewas making a move on you" ...
George: "I didn't notice, I have relationship goggles"

by JPDyno July 14, 2009

Committed monogamous relationship

(noun/phrase) Fictitious phrase used by many hos and players alike on unsuspecting boyfriend/girlfriend types in an attempt to have them believe they and the subject telling them such are in a special type of relationship that involves love, respect, and many other ideals often akin to the beliefs of a fool or fucking idiot. To believe in the existence of such should warrant a careful examination in regards to the mind of the person believing such ludicrous tales.

Betsy couldn't believe he fell for it. She put it out there as a goof, but that dumb fuck Nikki bought it and didn't ask for the receipt. "Committed monogamous relationship", I'm telling ya, Betsy laughed to herself...."and when you find a unicorn, why just tell that stallion to come on over here to Momma so that he might put that horn in my gooey honey hole, and he measures up enough Momma here gonna put that magic horn in her ass next. Yessir, but don't forget the cocaine, honey".

by Nikki Stixx May 20, 2021

Will & Grace relationship

a gay male that shares an apartment with his straight female roommate, just like the TV show.

Person 1 - "Hey did you know that Kevin lives with Jess?"
Person 2 - "Yeah its cool though, they're in a Will & Grace relationship"

by willandgrace January 12, 2006

Relationship

The reason for 70% of suicides in America.

Stan ended his life because of a faulty relationship.

by Anonymous June 17, 2006

Relationship

Means you do it together an never let go no matter how hard things get you try to fix it don't hurt the other person because of stupid shit arguments are arguments they happen

Our relationship is amazing

by Lagoonablue16 September 25, 2018

non-relationship

The grey area in between taking the plunge into a committed relationship and platonic friendship. Often due to indecision on the part of one or more parties involved.

Symptoms might include, holding hands, non-committal sex, spending an inordinate amount of time together, flirting on text messages.

"Sam and Jane have been having this non-relationship for months now, they need to decide whether or not they are going out or not."

by atreidai August 22, 2005

Disney Relationship

A relationship where a girl finds a "handsome prince" that "treats her like a princess" and "they live happily ever after" The chances of finding a relationship like this are slim to none, probably because guys will be guys and they dont believe in that bullshit.

Girls all search for them all their lives, but are going to have to accept that Disney is pure fake and the world doesn't work like that.

She be hatin, shit!
cuz she be fiendin for disney relationships

by bojzzle October 13, 2007