redditor

a normal person who just happens to use reddit

redditors aren't neckbearded virgins, they're normal people, geez

by mariofeds June 9, 2021

Redditor

That Fatass with a Fedora, who won't shut the fuck up about facts we never asked.

Redditor: m'lady
Ugliest Girl in school: Ewwww a Redditor

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Redditor

A person that often uses the popular website "Reddit", that also seems to think that they are better than everyone else, for example they seem to hate on popular things for horrible reasons, reasons could be: kids play the game, the game is popular, the website is not Reddit.

Websites/Games they hate: TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, Roblox (sometimes), Fortnite (all the time), Five Nights at Freddys (sometimes, the only time they don't hate FNaF is when they are having nostalgia over it), basically any game that has a child audience, basically any website that is popular.

Websites/People/Games they love: Minecraft (I actually agree with this), Keanu Reeves, Pewdiepie, kids that play minecraft, Reddit, probably Hentai Haven, etc.

Redditor: mE wHeN i SeE mY lITtLe BrOtHeR pLaYiNg MiNeCrAfT iNsTeAd Of FoRtNiTe

nOt BaD kId!!1!!11!

by Uklop October 27, 2020

Redditor

a person who scrolls through Reddit everyday with nothing better to do with their life.
They are single and watch adult shows to try not to be depressed.

Yes, I am a Redditor! I finally got my first follower after my 5th cakeday!

by Slime87 June 7, 2020

Redditor

A person who uses the website Reddit. Usually these people enjoy hating on popular things such as Fortnite, Tik Tok, Instagram and Emojis. They like to form circle jerks and worship things such as Minecraft, Pewdiepie, and Keanu Reeves. Redditors have a superiority complex, thinking Reddit is better then all over social media platforms, when it honestly isn’t. They find mediocre and poorly made memes very funny. Memes like “Wholeome 100” and X bad Y good are examples of the garbage they find funny.

Person 1: Hey look at that fat 17 year old harassing a child for playing Fortnite
Person 2: huh, must be a redditor

by Funny irony March 30, 2020

Redditor

An antisocial person participating in the Social Media platform Reddit. A Redditor often thinks he is in terms of intelligence above the average individual (yet is not advanced in any school subjects) and denies the laws of society. A Redditor often has no girlfriend and is sexually frustrated and inexperienced.

“I think Society needs to be reformed, as I am an intellectual and stubborn I think I am able to do it all by myself without any previous experience of this subject.”

“So, you’re a Redditor?”

“hold up RING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! Minecraft good Fortnite bad! TikTok bad Reddit good! Girls are boring I only hang out with THE BOYS! u/repostsleuthbot REPOST ALERT REPOST ALERT EW EW EMOJIS EW EE R/emojipolice R/ASKREDDIT I TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT DOCTORS AND NASA EMPLOYEES HAVE THIS APP DOCTORS OF REDDIT WHAT IS THE WORST SURGERY U HAVE DONE OMG OMG INTERNET POINTS 4.5 K UPVOTES???!?!!?!?!?!! BIG BUG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS!”

by father baa August 30, 2020

reddit

The cancer of the internet. A place where foreign people who don't know better and newfags go to revel in their own shitty glory. Memes were created in the something awful forums, or born, raised in 4chan, killed in 9gag, buried in tumblr/funnyjunk, and put on shameful display in reddit. The worst part, is that they claim the memes to be made by them.

Even worse than that, they try to sell those memes on t-shirts and pins.

tl;dr fuck reddit.

9GAG ALL THE THINGS! OMG I'm so forever alone! this is the funniest place on the planet! 4chan is scary :(. TROLOLOLOL UMAD U BUTTHURT!-typical reddit user.

by Jack Favis August 31, 2013