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Rectum Engineer

A faggot may be referred to as a Rectum Engineer.
"Dude, that guys a real faggot."

"Yeah, a real Rectum Engineer."
by MetalliChris January 30, 2007
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rectum necklace

One who has their neck surrounded by their own rectum. Thus wearing their rectum as a necklace. Synonymous with asshat.
Briann keeps deleting my tags on facebook pics. Who does that rectum necklace think she is?
by 1fooln6billion October 29, 2010
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rectum

i just took a fat black cock up my rectum
by I<3AsianAds December 3, 2014
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Cranium-Rectum Inversion

A recently discovered achievement in which a person headbangs to the degree of which their cranium is placed in their rectum. A person who achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion is considered one of the Metal Gods.
Metalhead 1: Watch me achieve Cranium-Rectum Inversion.
Metalhead 2: No way.
*Metalhead 1 achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion and becomes a God*
Metalhead 2: Awesome!
by Transform April 22, 2006
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rectum stretcher

To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.
Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.
by brownsound October 5, 2004
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rectumify

(verb)to make an arse of
you really rectumified that
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Rectum Wrangler

One who views the human anus as a means for venting anger. These dangerous people destroy anuses worldwide with fierce thrusts of their genitalia.
Peter:Look out Billy-John, I hear there's been sightings of an rectum wrangler in town Billy-John: Oh no Peter! We should plug our anuses to prevent total destruction!
by werALLskrewd November 3, 2010
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