by Nws Phantom August 29, 2019
Get the Big Readsmug. When you are so poor that you can't afford Netflix, internet and neither cable television, so you have to go to the attic, pick something to read with your "friend" for a short time before starting to fuck.
*After pretending to have read something*
Person 1: I don't like the main character, it's very unoriginal
Person 2: Ok... can we just fuck now?
Person 1: I thought we would just read and chill!
Person 1: I don't like the main character, it's very unoriginal
Person 2: Ok... can we just fuck now?
Person 1: I thought we would just read and chill!
by full_of_swag October 12, 2016
Get the read and chillmug. The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.
I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.
Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.
Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.
by SFygmnt March 14, 2014
Get the reading comamug. Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading
“Mate Ive just been at Reading”
“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022
Get the Reading Flumug. A method of viewing complex films (and filmed versions of plays, especially), in order to see and hear the actions of the plot, but also to read what is happening, while the story unfolds.
When teaching students complex plays by Shakespeare or Arthur Miller, an English teacher might employ the method of read-viewing of the play so that students can see what is happening while reading the subtitles/closed captions. Read-viewing engages students in the visual world of the story, which helps to improve comprehension of the literature. Ideally, this method would be used in short increments of 20 to 30 minutes, and then students will discuss and analyze what they have read-viewed.
by MsDurdenTeacher November 20, 2017
Get the read-viewingmug. The act of doing everything according to how social traditions and formal expectations dictate you should, usually for social acceptance by an individual or a group. One's ability to perform this act does not necessarily make them what they want to be.
Tessa: Wow! Max brought Niki flowers on the first date, opened all the doors, paid for dinner, bought expensive champagne, and walked her to her front door. What a great guy!
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?
Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?
Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.
by p-teK April 6, 2008
Get the read the handbookmug. Guy1: dude, did you study the text we got as homework?
Guy2: yes!
Guy1: then tell me, what was it about?
Guy2: Pfff, I don´t know.
Guy1: Then you´ve Deshvar read it.
Guy2: yes!
Guy1: then tell me, what was it about?
Guy2: Pfff, I don´t know.
Guy1: Then you´ve Deshvar read it.
by Nope... April 23, 2017
Get the Deshvar readmug.