Porter Ranch

A small city full of gated communities north of Los Angeles that has million dollar homes within 1 mile of the fucking dumpy ass retail hell shitbox better known as WalMart. The idiot ass realtors of the Porter Ranch area, want it to be compared to a city like Beverly Hills, only instead of Rodeo Drive adorned with Tiffany, Louis Vuitton, Cartier, it has Rinaldi Ave adorned with WalMart, Famous Footwear, and Sport Chalet! Bottom line, it's Northridge, but pimpier because it has a golf course.

Jack: I live in Porter Ranch.
Sam: Oh, Northridge.
Jack: NO. PORTER RANCH.

by tees June 20, 2008

dab of ranch

diamonds on an object like a watch or a chain

I just got a watch with a dab of ranch. I just got a new chain with a dab of ranch. I just hit the mall and got a designer belt and a wrist band with a dab of ranch.

by KingTeen March 21, 2017

Ram ranch 85

Yo, what do we have here?
A huge space craft pulling up to the cockship
Yo, what are those letters I see?
N, I, G, G, A
S
Dot X X X
A huge space craft filled with niggas?
Ohh fuck

Verse 1
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Gonna fuck and fuck and fuck raw boys

Verse 2
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Huge hard cocks

Fucking them, fucking 'em, fucking those boys
Cum a flowing cum a flowing cum a flowing
Yo Simon, and Noah, and Diego, and Gabe
Yo Whats stoffin? Justin and, Conner, and zack
Buttholes in the air
Yea Josh, begging and begging for more
Fuck a nigga whore

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12 inch cocks hard as rocks
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by Ram ranch 85 March 24, 2021

Ram Ranch

A place for 18 naked cowboys to hide out... Also Vecchioo

Ram ranch! It rocks!

by WhoIsMatthew July 6, 2019

Spicy ranch taco

When you take a dump in a Mexican chicks pussy in order to get a gay guy to fuck her.

Juan, I am so proud of you for taking on that spicy ranch taco challenge.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

West Ranch High School

The richest school in the Santa Clarita Valley. The whites and asians dominate upstairs while the mexicans and blacks dominate downstairs. Some teachers are cool, some are assholes. After the chaos that the 2008-2009 school year induced, the school turned fascist and strict rules and regulations ensued.

If you're looking for drugs, go to Valencia.

"Hey dude, throw this bottle cap."
"Fuck that, I don't wanna get 4 Saturday schools and a 2 week suspension."

.....

"What school do you go to?"
"West Ranch High School."
"I'm sorry."
"Me too."

by Yours_Truly_ August 1, 2012

Spanch Ranch

The semen that is expelled from the body during a spanking. Can be from either the spanker the person receiving the spanking or even just an onlooker.

When I woke up slumped over the park bench my crotch was saturared with spanch ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020