Cocktail containing orange, pepsi and for those like me who prefer to punish your liver add a sjitload of vodka as well sounds wrong tastes good
by thelostlibertine April 01, 2005
by jeffstrongman February 27, 2015
A small group of men and women conducting maritime, military and, multi-mission service unique among the U.S. military branches. They protect the Homeland with jurisdiction in both domestic and international waters. Envied by other military brances to included the U.S Navy "Squids".
Navy: Your just a stupid Puddle Pirate
Coastie: Hey shipmate someone's got to take care of the Homeland & Navy Wives, don't you know Navy wives make the best Coastie babies :)
Coastie: Hey shipmate someone's got to take care of the Homeland & Navy Wives, don't you know Navy wives make the best Coastie babies :)
by SirPaddy July 31, 2012
Small spacecraft created by the Ancients. Several of these ships were discovered in various hangars in Atlantis, and are used by the Atlantis Expedition for various purposes. Puddle Jumpers feature retractable thrusters that allow them to travel through a Stargate, as well as powerful drone weapons for self-defense and a cloaking device to avoid detection. They are operated via neural interface, and so the ATA gene is required to activate and pilot the ship.
Lt. Col. John Sheppard got into Jumper 1, their puddle jumper, with Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, and Dr. Rodney McKay.
by SG-Me February 16, 2010
by Deray Lovay June 14, 2017
An act where male/female cum is inserted inside the anus as the owner of the anus defecates. This results in a muddy puddle. Can be used as a noun or a verb depending on the sentence.
by Vaginalover6996 June 23, 2017
One who partakes in the act of smoking Methamphetamine. Twisting the pipe to form a wave-like puddle that is surfed by the infinite BIC, torch, candle, stove, or any other hot enough source to melt crystal.
If you are reading this and experiencing a feeling of intrigue, entertainment, awe, anxiety, etc. then you are more than likely a Puddle Surfer riding the everlasting dope wave on a SICK ONE and/or an excellent candidate to join in on our clandestine grimey yet oh so amusingly slandered lifestyle.
by SafetyHazard June 29, 2011