A person who thinks philosophy is a real job. A person who thinks about senseless things, then tries to convince everyone that he is right.
Philosopher: Is it alright to lie?
Student: Sometimes, I suppose
Philosopher: That's not an answer, just say yes or no.
Student: Uhh, no then.
Philosopher: But what if terrorist were asking where all your friends lived, would you tell the truth?
Student: Just shut up, that is a stupid thing to ask.
Student: Sometimes, I suppose
Philosopher: That's not an answer, just say yes or no.
Student: Uhh, no then.
Philosopher: But what if terrorist were asking where all your friends lived, would you tell the truth?
Student: Just shut up, that is a stupid thing to ask.
by shotoku64 January 11, 2011
Get the philosopher mug.Philosexual is a sexuality, just like Gay, Straight or Bi. Philosexuals are people who want to have a romantic or sexual relationship but cannot because they suffer Philophobia - a rare phobia of love.
Some Philosexuals, depending on how strong their fear is, may experience romantic attraction (most of them are asexual too) but commonly suffer various side effects along with this attraction, due to their fear.
Some Philosexuals, depending on how strong their fear is, may experience romantic attraction (most of them are asexual too) but commonly suffer various side effects along with this attraction, due to their fear.
"So, umm what's your sexuality?"
"Oh, I'm Philosexual."
"What's that?"
"It's a sexuality based on philophobia, a rare phobia of love. It means I want to fall in love but I can't because I have philophobia."
"Wow! That's really interesting!"
"Oh, I'm Philosexual."
"What's that?"
"It's a sexuality based on philophobia, a rare phobia of love. It means I want to fall in love but I can't because I have philophobia."
"Wow! That's really interesting!"
by xbukiyoux October 29, 2020
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The science of Love or Love-making, as from the stem phil-, meaning love/enthusiasm (bibliophile = book-lover, pedophile = child-lover), and the suffix -ology, referring to a science (physchology and Biology for example). This is to be differentiated from a specific sort of philology as Romance Philology, the study of Latin (literally "The Science of Loving things Roman").
-Man, I gave her a 3-hour lecture in philology last night, if you know what I mean.
-Oh, sweet. I knew she had it bad for you.
-Oh, sweet. I knew she had it bad for you.
by Tweed Suited Intellectual December 28, 2005
Get the Philology mug.Last night I was philosiphizing about women.
by johnnynuxxx April 9, 2010
Get the philosiphizing mug.Someone who spews big words in extraordinary combinations and pretends to know what he's talking about but is really full of hot air.
by dougiehowzit November 10, 2010
Get the philosofart mug.When someone showers their dose of philosophy and it does not make sense or is an abuse of an existing philosophy.
Friend lying on couch studying for an exam: I would rather orient myself to face this way (shifts posture) to study much better.
Me: :Nuff of that philosofart now!
Me: :Nuff of that philosofart now!
by WordSage March 19, 2015
Get the Philosofart mug.The general malaise, fatigue, or otherwise hangover-like symptoms that are caused by discussing or debating a philosophical topic too late at night which resulted in you both (a) cognitively never resolving the issue and (b) losing an entire night's worth of sleep attempting to.
Issa, Ali, and Nick all woke up with a really bad philosopher's hangover after spending all night trying to solve the mind-body problem.
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