State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

INVOLUNTARY PRESENT

It is a gift that is given by a RANGE CAST by a SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL.

Since DICK came out to greet everybody watching:

A HOST you never believed in to be that as such quite excellent in taste.

RANGE CAST ....REQUEST 60'S OLDIES..
BUS 837

YOU WON'T HEAR IT ON THE STRIP

SHAME SHAME MAGIC LANTERNS
WONDER WHO LONESOME ROAD
TEMPTATIONS SORRY IS A SORRY WORD

TURN IT DOWN...DRIVER SAYS ...COMPLY

CLOTHES CHANGE COVER GREEN SKIRT WITH UNICORN SHORTS...AS PUTTING ON LEANING DOWN

LOOK what you did you just COCKED YOUR DICK and gave away an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT plus we lost our VOICE.

Everybody who saw DICK gave away their EYES as an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT.
Uhh

I had this INVOLUNTARY PRESENT when I dropped a DEUCE unexpectedly because I forgot about MILLER'S PARADOX.

by METE MEAT MEET May 16, 2021

Present Caliph Of Islam

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now.

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now. All those especially Ahmadiyya Community are spreading lies about their False Caliphs.

by Ronald1 July 24, 2023

pop present

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a father by the mom of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a father by the mom of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, Jane gave John a gold chain as a pop present.

by Yippee_Ki_Yey June 2, 2025

present giver

someone who gives presents

you are a bad present giver.

by fsdkfhks February 26, 2017

Presentated

its a word you can use to say you arn;t good at presentating

"who wants to present?"... "im not good at presentated"

by La dick head April 12, 2022